Saturday, November 8, 2008

election scars

Five expressions I never want to hear again:

1. Pork barrel earmarks
2. Hockey mom
3. Joe the plumber
4. Maverick
5. The greatest economic crisis since the great depression

3 comments:

Shetu said...

I never want to hear anything about pitbulls, or lipstick, or lipstick on pigs, or any sentence in which both animals and cosmetics are mentioned, again.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!

More additions to your list:
1. Say it ain't so, Joe!
2. You betcha!
3. Yes we can
4. And I have the scars to prove it

And most importantly,
5. Palin 2012!

lee said...

Adding to shetu's list, how about "Le rouge a levres sur un cochon?"....oh wait a minute that was hilarious!

On a more serious note, I thought "drill, baby, drill" was the most sickening expression of the season.